Joke #9981

When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 74.72 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one." "Me first!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Tom Cruise." Poof! She's gone. "Me next!" says the associate. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says: "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Vote: has 83.99 % from 100 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, genie, holiday, lawyer, women
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Vote: has 81.77 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Vote: has 81.62 % from 275 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Vote: has 81.02 % from 1683 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Vote: has 79.77 % from 188 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Vote: has 79.69 % from 176 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Vote: has 79.42 % from 157 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Vote: has 77.57 % from 123 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Vote: has 76.24 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris