Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.