Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet.
What are they thinking?
The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet.
He doesn’t want to talk.
May be he’s get tired of me.
He doesn’t love me anymore.
He’s probably got someone else.
I see.
We’ll have to separate each other."
The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling.
Wow!
How keep it there and don’t fall?"
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman.
Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.