Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman.
Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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A man is talking to God.
"God, how long is a million years?"
God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?"
"Wait a minute."
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I'm lonely.
I wish my friends were back here."
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God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.