What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a p***s. The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"
A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.