What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.
One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.
The man persists and asks to see the manager.
The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standingright behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager.
"My wife is from Canada."
"No sh*t?" replied the boy.
"Who'd she play for?"
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
"What is the thickest book in the world?
What Men Think They Know About Women."
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!