Joke #4944

One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?" Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?" Dan says, "OOOOH WOW! Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Vote:
has 64.77 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Vote:
has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bar, men
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Vote:
has 20.65 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?" the man says. "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
Vote:
has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job. Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!
Vote:
has 79.50 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sport
This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
Vote:
has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, family, life, men
How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Vote:
has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional." With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen" said Bob.
Vote:
has 80.53 % from 573 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men