The best jokes about women

Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, divorce, food, husband, women
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 60.63 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end… "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: women
How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, old people, women
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 59.86 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: women
On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked. "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: women
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