The best jokes about women

Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
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Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked. "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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