The best jokes about women

Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 56.43 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Doctor: "Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only an indication of old age." Husband: "Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, husband, wife, women
Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.
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has 55.93 % from 733 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, women
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, drug, women
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: women, work
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, sport, women
I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight... But honey, what about our kid? What kid? So you are not you pregnant?!
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has 55.65 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: kids, women
"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why do horny women order at Subway? A: Footlongs.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
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