How are women and linoleum floors alike?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
Vote:
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?"
The clerk says to her, "Just a second."
The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None.
It should be opened by the time she brings it.