The best jokes about women

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "You worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
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Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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