How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Answer: Money.