The best jokes about women

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Vote: has 33.88 % from 54 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
Vote: has 32.79 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Vote: has 31.56 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Answer: Money.
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