The best kids jokes

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 68.91 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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has 68.68 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, kids, school
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
Three boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman. One of them runs away the other two stay to watch. The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away. Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?" He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."
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has 68.62 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: gay, kids, school, women
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, kids
What do you call a young army? Infantry.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: kids, military
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 68.28 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 68.18 % from 490 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
What do you call a old snowman? Water.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: kids
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