Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
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"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight.
Disturbed, he turned to the guy.
"In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!"
"Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid?
A: The wall maker set.