The best kids jokes

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, teacher, work
Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 66.34 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, kids
There is nothing fun about a funeral, but despite that, I had a good laugh at the following reaction by my two children. We, along with a bunch of other relatives, were following the hearse of my late great aunt. When my daughter, who always tends to focus on the morbid things in life raised the dreaded question, "Dad, what's going to happen to us when you die?" My son who was busy texting one of his friends at the time barely glanced up from his phone. "We'll go in the limousine dummy."
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: death, family, funeral, kids, phone
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. "You're coming home now!" she screamed. "No, I'm not," I laughed. She said, "I'm talking to the kids."
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, women
A teacher comes to the home of one naughty kid: "Is your mom at home?" "Nope, she's not here", says the naughty kid, quite scared. "And your father?" "No, he has hidden away as well..."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, teacher
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
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