The best kids jokes

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 67.10 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 67.05 % from 447 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 66.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 66.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, time
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
What do you call a old snowman? Water.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids
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