"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch."
The teacher said "When its my break."
"Your break for what? the kid asks.
"My break up" the teacher said.
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid?
A: The wall maker set.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.