The best kids jokes

Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 66.90 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 66.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, Halloween, kids, mean, men
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, time
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 66.14 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
What do you call a old snowman? Water.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids
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