The best kids jokes

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
Vote: has 66.96 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, lawyer, sex
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Vote: has 66.92 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Vote: has 66.90 % from 78 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
Vote: has 66.74 % from 247 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: gay, kids
Doctors son: "Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success." Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dad, doctor, kids
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, money
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, love
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Vote: has 66.69 % from 60 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
Vote: has 66.68 % from 407 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered.
Vote: has 66.64 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, kids