The best kids jokes

Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 67.88 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, school, teacher
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, time
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, kids
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 67.14 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 67.03 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 66.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
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