The best kids jokes

Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, fish, kids
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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has 60.30 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight... But honey, what about our kid? What kid? So you are not you pregnant?!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: kids, women
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, kids, sex
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
A salesmen rang a house doorbell and it was answered by a kid wearing a top hat, a purple cape, smoking a cigar and drinking a glass of white wine. The salesmen asked: "Are your parents home?" The kid replied: "What does it look like?"
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 59.14 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
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