The best jokes about life

Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, food, life
Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Q: What's in the wardrobe? A: Narnia business.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: business, life
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 66.53 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
A teller at our credit union was assisting a member with a loan application. "Do you have references?" she asked. The member replied, "Do they have to be living?"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, money
I went to a very beautiful place yesterday. There were blossoms, roses and bright sky like a fantasy land. I was so happy until some idiot woke me up...
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life, travel
On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, stupid
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