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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
What are the three rules for being a plumber? 1. Hot water is always on the left. 2. Shit doesn't flow uphill 3. Never chew your fingernails.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
"Knock Knock?" "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No you're a poo."
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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, love
What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, prison
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