The best jokes about life

What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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