The best jokes about life

What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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