The best jokes about life

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
A boss took one of his employees to show his new sports car. "That is amazing" the employee was fascinated. "That is true" replied boss "and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year".
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 65.61 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly. Tweet Share
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, golf, life, work
This couple board this jetliner for a trip to New York. The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are to go but, they notice that there are no attendants or pilots. The door closes and the jetliner starts taxing down the taxiway towards the runway and starts to take off as they are airborne the intercom says: Welcome to flight 1313 non stop to New York as you can see there are no attendants and or pilots this aircraft is totally computerized so sit back and enjoy the flight because there is nothing that can go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong ...
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, travel
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