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Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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