The best jokes about life

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life, money, tax
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: college, life
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Q: How is a boss better than a wife? A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, management, money, wife
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and suddenly she is not your friend anymore...
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: life
Life may not be worth living, but what else can you do with it?
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: life, programmer, sex
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