Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
I'm tired 8 days a week.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.