The best jokes about life

"Knock Knock?" "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No you're a poo."
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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, love
What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, prison
I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.
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