The best jokes about life

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
has 20.28 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, life, music
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
has 15.26 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
has 14.75 % from 13031 votes. More jokes about: fart, food, life, music
A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20’ container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places. Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load? I’m sending them to the zoo in Brazil. Wouldn’t you be better off calling the export office in Portugal? Why is that sir? If you’re sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!
has 14.26 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
has 12.62 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: life
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