The best jokes about life

I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 20.42 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20’ container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places. Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load? I’m sending them to the zoo in Brazil. Wouldn’t you be better off calling the export office in Portugal? Why is that sir? If you’re sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 14.85 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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has 14.63 % from 13005 votes. More jokes about: fart, food, life, music
Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
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has 12.62 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: life
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