How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me.
Look how time files!
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Vote:
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people?
You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
Man returning with his wife from guests.
Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife.
But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
The old woman comes to a gynecologist.
He inspects her and says with the
surprice:
An old woman, you're pregnant!
How did you managed at your age...?
Oh, those teens.
They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
I've recently got a stalker.
He's everywhere all the time.
And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me.
So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.