The best jokes about life

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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has 82.12 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 82.11 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?" Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor." Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?" Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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has 82.10 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, health, hospital, life
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
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has 82.03 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, war
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.
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has 81.98 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: life, music
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
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has 81.94 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: life
Men are divided into two groups: 50% are wise and 50% have married.
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has 81.89 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, men
A professor was walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival professor. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily: "I never make way for fools!" Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said: "I always do."
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has 81.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: life
Coworker: Can you help me with this project? Me: The short answer is no. Coworker: What's the long answer? Me: Nooooooo.
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has 81.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?" Me: "That it's only Wednesday."
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has 81.83 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: life, work