On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.
Law of employment: When leaving work late, you will mostly go unnoticed. When you leave early, you will meet your boss at the parking lot.
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife? A: Meet Patty.
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.