The best love jokes

Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
Three women talk about their husband's performance as lovers. The first woman says, "My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love." The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and use leather sometimes." The third woman shakes her head and says, "My husband works for an Internet company. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, marriage, women
When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: god, love, women
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
A professor and a doctor both love the same girl. Each one tries to get rid of the other. Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week. Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there. When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, food, love, teacher
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
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