The best love jokes

Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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has 60.81 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, sex
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, love
An elderly retired couple went to a doctor. The man said, "We want to know if we are making love properly. Will you look at us?" "Go ahead," said the doctor. They made love. "You are making love perfectly," the doctor said. "That will be $10." They came back six weeks in a row and did the same thing. On the seventh visit the doctor said, "What are you coming here like this for - I told you that you are making love properly!" "She can't come to my house," said the man, "and I can't go to her house. A motel costs $20. You charge us $10 and we get $8 back from Medicare."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: doctor, love, money, old people
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage, technology, Valentines day, wife
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