The best love jokes

Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster, love, winter
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, time
My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers. On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum... Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"... Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, love, mean
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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has 60.27 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, sex
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: love, romantic, teen, time
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: "Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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has 59.49 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: fish, husband, love, marriage, women
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 58.93 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
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