The best love jokes

I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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has 63.65 % from 334 votes. More jokes about: car, love, marriage, wedding
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beer, love, men, romantic, women
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life, love
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: divorce, lawyer, love, Valentines day
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, time
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
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