The best love jokes

Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.
has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beer, love, men, romantic, women
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
has 63.96 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: car, love, marriage, wedding
My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers. On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum... Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"... Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, love, mean
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: love, romantic, teen, time
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