The best love jokes

Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: "Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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has 61.05 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fish, husband, love, marriage, women
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: love, men
"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?" "It's over!" "Over? Why, what happened?" "We got married..."
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: love, romantic, teen, time
When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: god, love, women
In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, college, drunk, love, school
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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has 58.89 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, sex
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