Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers. On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum... Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"... Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.