The best love jokes

'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beauty, friendship, love, single
A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity." Astounded, the girl replies,"So you really love me?" "Oh God no!", the guy says."I just got sick of waiting."
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has 75.37 % from 727 votes. More jokes about: god, love, sex
Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining. She said to her husband, "Nobody loves me….nobody cares for me..the whole world hates me!" Her husband, watching TV said casually: "That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you. Some people don’t even know you."
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has 75.05 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, men
Son: "Mom, I love you so much!" Mother: "I don't have any money, try it with your dad."
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: family, love, money
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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has 74.51 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.
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has 74.40 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, wife
Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex, the young man bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good intentions, however, the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers. "I suppose," she said, "that now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread." "Why?" said the young man. "Don't we have a vase?"
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has 74.24 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, wife
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, love, technology
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 73.44 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
"I'll never find the right guy," I heard the young guest at the wedding shower sigh. "Don't give up," urged an older woman. "Every pot has a lid." "Or," a cynical voice behind her offered, "you could just be a skillet."
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, love, mean, wedding
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