The best love jokes

My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.
has 74.40 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, wife
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: love, relationship, single
Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex, the young man bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good intentions, however, the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers. "I suppose," she said, "that now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread." "Why?" said the young man. "Don't we have a vase?"
has 74.24 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, wife
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
has 73.55 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, husband, love, wife
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Cowboy, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will. Well you are wrong. Hi Cowboy!"
has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, love, money, wife
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
A man consulted his priest about getting a divorce. The priest was surprised. "Why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely wife? She is soft and gentle and, if I may say so, she is also quite beautiful and nicely proportioned. I really can’t see what you have to complain about." The man took off his shoe. "See this shoe," he said, showing it to the priest, "The leather is soft and gentle. It is a beautiful piece of work and nicely proportioned." "Ah"” said the priest, "a parable." "In a way, Father," replied the man. "I’m the only one who knows it pinches."
has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: divorce, love, men, priest, wife
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