The best love jokes

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
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has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage, time, women
Son: "Mom, I love you so much!" Mother: "I don't have any money, try it with your dad."
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: family, love, money
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, sweetheart." her mother replied, "Why ever would you ask such a question?" "The headstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, love
A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftan. The tribe's high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they have seen in twenty years, he must take three tests. If he passes al three tests, the tribe will accept him as their new chief. "Fair enough," says the man. "Just let me know what the tests are and I'll get right on them." The piest takes him to a clearing with three straw huts in it, turns to the man and explains the tests. "In the first hut, you'll find 20 gallons of our native beer. You must drink all of this to complete this test. In the second hut is a gorilla with a sore tooth. You must pull his tooth and survive to pass this test. In the third hut is the ex-chieftan's daughter. You must make love to her until she can take nomore." The man agrees to the tests and begns the first test. Three hours later, he walks out of the hut and goes toward the second hut. The priest asks if he would like to have a rest, but the man says he wants to get all the tests done before he sleeps. He goes into th second hut. After two hours he comes out covered from head to toe in blood and sctratches. He turns to the priest and says "Now lead me to the girl with the sore tooth."
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has 76.75 % from 1029 votes. More jokes about: beer, desert island, love, priest, sex
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.49 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: love, money, wife
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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has 75.97 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: beauty, friendship, love, single
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
A man goes into a florist and says, "I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend". "Certainly sir", she responds, "and what in particular are you after"? After some thought, the man answers, "a shag".
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, men, relationship, sex
My ex-girlfriend loves the heat. She has a nostalgia for hell.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: love, mean, relationship
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