The best love jokes

Son: "Mom, I love you so much!" Mother: "I don't have any money, try it with your dad."
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: family, love, money
My ex-girlfriend loves the heat. She has a nostalgia for hell.
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: love, mean, relationship
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, love, technology
Knock, knock; Who is there? Love; Love who? U, U, U!
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has 76.83 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love
A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftan. The tribe's high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they have seen in twenty years, he must take three tests. If he passes al three tests, the tribe will accept him as their new chief. "Fair enough," says the man. "Just let me know what the tests are and I'll get right on them." The piest takes him to a clearing with three straw huts in it, turns to the man and explains the tests. "In the first hut, you'll find 20 gallons of our native beer. You must drink all of this to complete this test. In the second hut is a gorilla with a sore tooth. You must pull his tooth and survive to pass this test. In the third hut is the ex-chieftan's daughter. You must make love to her until she can take nomore." The man agrees to the tests and begns the first test. Three hours later, he walks out of the hut and goes toward the second hut. The priest asks if he would like to have a rest, but the man says he wants to get all the tests done before he sleeps. He goes into th second hut. After two hours he comes out covered from head to toe in blood and sctratches. He turns to the priest and says "Now lead me to the girl with the sore tooth."
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has 76.77 % from 1021 votes. More jokes about: beer, desert island, love, priest, sex
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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has 76.70 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: beauty, friendship, love, single
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.45 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, sweetheart." her mother replied, "Why ever would you ask such a question?" "The headstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, love
My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: love, money, wife
"Mommy! Do Angels fly?" "Yes, they do my love!" "Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!" "Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."
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has 75.58 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, love
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