The best love jokes

Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
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Son: "Mom, I love you so much!" Mother: "I don't have any money, try it with your dad."
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Pal: "My advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it!" Me: "Guess how many buses it took me to get here."
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day. “Are you hurt?” she asks. She replies, “Of course I’m hurt! He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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"Mommy! Do Angels fly?" "Yes, they do my love!" "Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!" "Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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