The best marriage jokes

Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, marriage, memory, romantic
I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, marriage
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
Choose Another →
Page 60 of 60.