Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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