Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.