The best masturbation jokes

Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 25.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 24.07 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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has 23.32 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, masturbation, racist
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 17.40 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women