The best masturbation jokes

I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
has 24.07 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
has 23.19 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, masturbation, racist
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
has 18.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women