The best masturbation jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, Yo mama
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 23.57 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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has 21.39 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, masturbation, racist
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 20.96 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 12.95 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women