The best masturbation jokes

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 42.25 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Vote: has 36.51 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 31.06 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Vote: has 25.14 % from 58 votes. Send joke:

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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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