Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!