Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!