Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.