Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."