The best math jokes

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 39.97 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
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