The best math jokes

Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: math
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
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