The best math jokes

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 39.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.83 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
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