The best math jokes

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
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