Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."