The best math jokes

Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 35.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 34.48 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: math
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 30.59 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
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