How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.