# The best math jokes

Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 34.35 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 31.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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