Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.