The best math jokes

Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
has 34.48 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
has 31.54 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
has 30.59 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
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