Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
My math teacher called me average... How mean!
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.