How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths.
"I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
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