How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!