The best mean jokes

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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.47 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 59.40 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers. On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum... Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"... Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, love, mean
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
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