The best mean jokes

I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 54.83 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
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