The best mean jokes

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
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