The best mean jokes

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers. On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum... Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"... Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, love, mean
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: mean, war
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 59.40 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
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