The best mean jokes

When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: mean, pirate
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 63.54 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: mean, war
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
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