The best mean jokes

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 61.90 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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has 61.90 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, mean, old people, teacher
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 61.14 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.54 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Q: What's the worst part about sex? A: When they wake up!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: mean, sex
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 59.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
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