The best mean jokes

I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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has 61.90 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, mean, old people, teacher
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 61.68 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.54 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
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