The best mean jokes

A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, travel
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
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