The best mean jokes

There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery. They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people: "who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!" Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt. Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground. Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?" The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: heaven, life, mean, money
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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has 54.17 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: customer service, mean, sex
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 54.12 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 53.11 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
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