Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.