The best mean jokes

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery. They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people: "who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!" Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt. Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground. Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?" The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: heaven, life, mean, money
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, sport, women
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