The best mean jokes

Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 47.23 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: mean, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 35.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
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