A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?"
And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed."
"Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?"
And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make."
"And what is the name of this position?"
"You know, imagine the missionary position."
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Let's walk and talk.
You go that way.
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."