A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."