Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.