The best mean jokes

Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."

Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!

A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.

Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.

He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.