The best mean jokes

A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 59.10 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 57.81 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
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