The best mean jokes

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 57.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: mean, war
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 56.43 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: cop, mean, priest, vulgar, wine
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, sport, women
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 55.20 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
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