The best mean jokes

I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
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