The best mean jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
has 47.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?" "Yes, I was. So what?" "Were you sitting on the table?" "Yeah, why?" The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!" "But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders. "Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, mean, party
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: mean, vulgar, Yo mama
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
has 47.42 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
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