The best mean jokes

One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families. She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun. They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls. The father says "this soup stinks!" The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful." The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating." After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on. The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: family, food, mean, religious, vulgar
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
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