Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Q: What did I do in the bed last night.
A: Your mom.
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?"
"Yes, I was. So what?"
"Were you sitting on the table?"
"Yeah, why?"
The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!"
"But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders.
"Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet.
Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you."
Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!"
Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"