The best medical jokes

Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you from leaving?" My answer: "Birth control."
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, medical, work
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, health, horse, medical
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association,it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: hospital, medical, memory, old people, wife
A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, medical, time, women
The nose drops „Big smeller" – let´s have a blow-out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, medical