The best medical jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, viagra
Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, health, horse, medical
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you from leaving?" My answer: "Birth control."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, medical, work
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, medical, viagra
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association,it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: hospital, medical, memory, old people, wife
The nose drops „Big smeller" – let´s have a blow-out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, medical
Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, health, medical