The best mexican jokes

Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 75.62 % from 752 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 75.54 % from 689 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
Juan was a Mexican man riding his bike to go across the American border. He was holding two bags full of sand on his back. As soon as he got to the border, the guard stopped him and asked what was in the bags. Juan replies "sand" The guard told him that they would see about that and took the bags in to inspect them. He looked through to see if there were drugs, or if they were actually sand, but it was 100 percent sand. The guard was confused, but knew he had no proof that Juan was doing anything wrong, so he put the sand in new bags, hefted them onto Juan's back and let him cross. This same thing happened every day for a few months, until one day, 6 months later, Juan didn't come. After a few weeks, the guard had a day off so he went to a local bar. He saw Juan sitting on a table on his own drinking beer, so he went over to him. "Hey man, I know you're snuggling something in, I just want to know, between you and me, I promise I won't get you into trouble, what are you snuggling?" Juan looked at him for a second, drank his beer then said "bicycles".
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has 75.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: bar, drug, geography, mexican, time
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 74.82 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 74.78 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 74.66 % from 922 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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has 74.58 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican, work
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 74.45 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 74.08 % from 3268 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 73.84 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist