Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.