The best mexican jokes

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 76.25 % from 2618 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 75.72 % from 422 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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has 75.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
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has 74.16 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mexican, money, work
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.55 % from 612 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 73.47 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 73.01 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 73.01 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 72.21 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 71.41 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist