The best mexican jokes

Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 76.61 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.16 % from 484 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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has 76.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 75.69 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.37 % from 588 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 73.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 72.93 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 72.81 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 72.80 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel