The best mexican jokes

Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.14 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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has 75.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican, work
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 75.33 % from 610 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
Juan was a Mexican man riding his bike to go across the American border. He was holding two bags full of sand on his back. As soon as he got to the border, the guard stopped him and asked what was in the bags. Juan replies "sand" The guard told him that they would see about that and took the bags in to inspect them. He looked through to see if there were drugs, or if they were actually sand, but it was 100 percent sand. The guard was confused, but knew he had no proof that Juan was doing anything wrong, so he put the sand in new bags, hefted them onto Juan's back and let him cross. This same thing happened every day for a few months, until one day, 6 months later, Juan didn't come. After a few weeks, the guard had a day off so he went to a local bar. He saw Juan sitting on a table on his own drinking beer, so he went over to him. "Hey man, I know you're snuggling something in, I just want to know, between you and me, I promise I won't get you into trouble, what are you snuggling?" Juan looked at him for a second, drank his beer then said "bicycles".
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, drug, geography, mexican, time
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 75.17 % from 2967 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.84 % from 720 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 73.24 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 73.05 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better. The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate." The couple is a bit taken aback by what they have just eaten, but it was delicious, so they get over it. Six months later, the couple returns to Mexico City and decides to go to the same restaurant. Feeling adventuresome, they order the same dish. Once again, with great fanfare, the waiter brings out the huge silver serving dish and places it on the table. But this time, there are two tiny pieces of meat, barely enough for one. The man says, "Excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this portion so small?" The waiter smiles and replies, "Well, you see, senor, sometimes the bull wins!"
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, holiday, husband, mexican