The best mexican jokes

Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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