The best mexican jokes

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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