The best mexican jokes

Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 72.09 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.51 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 68.57 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 68.44 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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has 68.34 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, mexican
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 68.18 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 68.17 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 67.94 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 67.51 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 67.42 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist