The best mexican jokes

What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.53 % from 630 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 69.34 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 68.99 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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has 68.63 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, mexican
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 68.24 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 67.68 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.82 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.35 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds. The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body. Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on. John replied, "I’m not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, life, mexican