The best mexican jokes

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 72.27 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.20 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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has 68.84 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, mexican
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 68.45 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 68.09 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 67.66 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 67.16 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.98 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.93 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 66.57 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican