If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."