The best mexican jokes

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 64.92 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 63.94 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 61.43 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 59.46 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.98 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 57.86 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 57.20 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist