The best mexican jokes

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 65.78 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 64.98 % from 630 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 64.68 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 64.63 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 59.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist