Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.