The best mexican jokes

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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has 65.38 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, mexican
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 64.98 % from 621 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds. The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body. Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on. John replied, "I’m not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: business, life, mexican
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 64.67 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 59.01 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist