The best mexican jokes

Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds. The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body. Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on. John replied, "I’m not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, life, mexican
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.60 % from 660 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 63.17 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 62.48 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 58.57 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 57.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel