Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!