The best mexican jokes

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 65.96 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 65.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.09 % from 611 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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has 64.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, mexican