The best mexican jokes

Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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