The best mexican jokes

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 67.14 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 67.00 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds. The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body. Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on. John replied, "I’m not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: business, life, mexican
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 65.74 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.03 % from 604 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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has 64.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, mexican