The best money jokes

Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 69.41 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says "you are suppose to read his lips." He then looks at a watch called the "Ross Perot Watch" and notices that it isn’t running – the sales clerk tells him "it runs, it doesn’t run, it runs, it doesn’t run..." He then notices a watch called the "Bill Clinton Watch" and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies "$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax..."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: money
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bible, drug, money
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum replied, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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has 69.29 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, money, wife
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replied the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop, money
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