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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
We’re all self-made but only the rich and successful like to admit it.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
A man is in Vegas where he lost all of his money so he can't pay for a cab to return to the airport. He sees a cab and begs the driver to give him a free ride to the airport but the cab driver declines. The next year the man returns to Vegas and get filthy rich when he decides to leave for the airport. There is a huge line of cabs, and at the very end of this line was the very driver who never gave him a ride the previous year. The man walks up to the front cab "Excuse me, sir if you give me a free ride to the airport I'll let you give me a handjob." The driver declines immediately. The man then asks all the drivers in this line the same thing. When he gets to the last driver, he pays the fee and the cab driver begins moving, when he moved by the line, the man puts two thumbs up through the window so all the other drivers could see.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, mean, money, time
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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has 70.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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