The best money jokes

Four Laws of Accounting: 1. Trial balances don't. 2. Bank reconciliations never do. 3. Working capital does not. 4. Return on investments never will.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!" says the doctor, "I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, money
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: air force, computer, money, phone, wife
A teller at our credit union was assisting a member with a loan application. "Do you have references?" she asked. The member replied, "Do they have to be living?"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, money
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, internet, money
When I graduated from highschool, I was so poor and couldn't afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven't quite got the fetching part down. They say I'm a little rough around the edges.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, money, school, teacher
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids, money, wine
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