The best money jokes

How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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has 65.89 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
When I graduated from highschool, I was so poor and couldn't afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven't quite got the fetching part down. They say I'm a little rough around the edges.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, money, school, teacher
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!" says the doctor, "I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, money
The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist: "Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself that he is a horse." The psychiatrist says: "Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The woman: "Ok, don´t worry, we can enough money because my husband has already won three times the horse racings."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, horse, marriage, money
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
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