The best money jokes

A blonde and her boyfriend are going through they're daily routine in the bathroom when there's a knock at the door. The boyfriend who is in the shower tells the blonde to go answer the door. The blonde puts on a towel and goes to the door. A man is standing there, and says "Hey hun, do me a favor." "What?" askes the blonde. "Drop the towel and I'll give you $500!." replied the man. The blonde drops her towel and jiggles her tits for the man at the door. "Thanks, a ton hun, i'll catch you later" says the man and he hands her the $500. The blonde walks back smilling to her boyfriend who had just got out of the shower. As he steps out, he says "Hey hun? I just thought I'd let you know John will be stopping by to pay me back that $500 he owes me!"
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, “Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap.” The first one said, “But I don’t have any paper to wipe my ass.” The other blonde replied, “You have a dollar, don’t you?” The first one said, “Yeah, I’ve got a dollar. That’s a great idea– I’ll use that!” He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, “What in the hell happened to you?” The first one replied, “Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?”
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, hunting, money
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
Patient: "I have spent 80% of my life’s savings on doctors." Doctor: "Why didn’t you come to me earlier?"
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, money, time
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
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has 67.63 % from 1207 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, wife, work
Little Johnny was in church, getting restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Not able to take it anymore, he leaned over to his father and whispered, "Hey, Dad, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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has 67.57 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: church, dad, little Johnny, money, priest
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