The best money jokes

Patient: "Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine." The doctor was very much pleased. He asked: "Did it really help you?" Patient: "It helped me wonderfully." Doctor: "How many bottled did you find it necessary to take?" Patient: "I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, money
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, mean, money, time
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, money, wedding
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, money, time
Patient: "Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill." Doctor: "Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, money
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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