Patient: "Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine." The doctor was very much pleased. He asked: "Did it really help you?" Patient: "It helped me wonderfully." Doctor: "How many bottled did you find it necessary to take?" Patient: "I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir."
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
Patient: "Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill." Doctor: "Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet."
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!