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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 64.36 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
A man goes to a bar says, "Barman drinks on me to you the owner and everybody else in here!" Comes the end of the night the man say...sorry man it seems i forgot my wallet. The barman kicks him in the guts and throws him out. The next day the man comes again, "Barman drinks on me to you the owner and everybody else in here!" Comes the end of the night the man say...sorry man i don't have any money on me. The barman hits him in the face with bar stool brakes his leg and throws him out. The following day the man comes to the bar again, "Barman drinks on me for the owner and everybody else in here!" Barman says, "What am not getting a free drink tonight?" "Sorry man but you get violent when you drink."
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, money
Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money
A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5. The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes. I think I have lost a £5 note. Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No. I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today. You make 72.’
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money
Four Laws of Accounting: 1. Trial balances don't. 2. Bank reconciliations never do. 3. Working capital does not. 4. Return on investments never will.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist: "Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself that he is a horse." The psychiatrist says: "Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The woman: "Ok, don´t worry, we can enough money because my husband has already won three times the horse racings."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, horse, marriage, money
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
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