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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, money, time
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't. Look at their oddball requests: A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard. A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, money, phone, work
‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money
Never borrow money from optimists – they always expect to get it back.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money
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