A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house.”
Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Q: How do pirates make their money? A: By hook or by crook!
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.