The best money jokes

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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has 63.27 % from 543 votes. More jokes about: dad, marriage, money
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house.”
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, money, women
Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, money, time
‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Q: How do pirates make their money? A: By hook or by crook!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money, pirate
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, money
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.92 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
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